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Joke of the Day
"Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale? A whale-weigh station!"
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"Your date leans in and whispers ""I'm not wearing panties."" You shiver. She continues: ""I pooped a little and had to throw them away."""
"In London Homosexuals pay gigolos in pounds and get the change in pennies."
"My son managed to lock the car with my keys still in the ignition. He suggest a coat hanger. I said we're a few years too late for that."
"Slasher films are so unrealistic. Anyone could out run a guy walking with a chainsaw. That's why I train running with a chainsaw."
"Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to ""your place"", take him to Target."
"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."
"My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my ""prospects"" list."
"What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint"
"How can you make a gay man scream twice? Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains."