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Joke of the Day

"You know how dogs think, when you leave, that you're never coming back? That's how I feel when I leave the house for work every morning."

"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"

"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."

"What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common? They both watch whales."

"Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters They love all that underground stuff."

"What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry? His shirts get all winkly."

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."

"What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll-up"

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"