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Joke of the Day

"*sees person I know in a crowd* *waves enthusiastically* * realizes I don't know person* * changes enthusiastic wave to awkward fist pump*"

"What do the French call a bad Thursday? A tra-jeudi."

"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"

"What do you call a bear that can't win? A Chicago Bear"

"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"Why is Time a whore? Because she fucks everybody."

"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, who's the first to lose his job? a necromancer"

"What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"