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Joke of the Day

"MISSING: SUPER ADORABLE PUPPY. WILL COME IF YOU PLAY WU-TANG HELLA LOUD. THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO GET THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUMPIN', THE DOG IS REAL"

"Dear iPhone, I have typed ""haha"" like a million times, but yet you continually give me ""haga"", ""hsha"", ""gaga"", ""hahss"", ""hahs"" I hate you"

"Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes... Yo Mama's so fat.. ...when she orders butter beer she says ""hold the beer."""

"who discovered Snickers??? I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."

"Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with eight pieces of ice in it? It's two cubed! :)"

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"question about god? if god can do anything can he do nothing?"

"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up."

"When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !"

"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."