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Joke of the Day

"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."

"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."

"What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans? Que Que Que"

"Why did the hippie stick his penis in the chick peas? Because he was a hummusexual..."

"I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!"

"The first guy to skip a rock was probably all sad and just trying to toss the rock in the pond and was like ""well, can't even do that right"""

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that you know."

"I don't like to brag about going to expensive places, but I just went to the gas station."

"Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn't fit through the door."

"What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo"