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Joke of the Day

"Carrot Top's hair should be green. Either that, or I don't understand the anatomy of a carrot as fully as I think I do."

"Donald Trump We all need a good laugh in this day and age. Here's to you!"

"What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake of course!"

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great"

"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."

"When is it okay to punch a midget? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."

"What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A mosquito can ""fly"", but a fly can not ""mosquito""."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... And the 2nd guy goes, ""I didn't see it either."""

"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."

"Remember the old times in the Internet? Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children."