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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Crip cross the road? Cuz."
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"How are Women and Hurricanes Similar? They both come in hot and wet and **TAKE THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER, SARAH YOU BITCH!**"
"I covered my boyfriend's laptop in melted cheese and now he's really mad at me. I mean, what did he expect when he asked for Mac and cheese?"
"If I was smarter, I would know so much more stuff."
"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"
"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""
"I read in the paper about a hooker starting her own business.... They said that she had a good soft-opening."
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""