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Joke of the Day

"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""

"What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name"

"I don't want to be cremated when I die. I want my body thrown on a group of unsuspecting, cocky teens in a haunted house."

"My pig stepped on a land mind under a tree... Now I have a porky pine."

"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"

"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."

"Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere"

"""Operator, run this licence plate please Echo Alpha Tango Alpha Delta India Charlie Kilo"" - Me, if I was a cop on the day I got fired."

"How would you try to sleep with a fat girl? oh, sorry, i misspelled ""why""..."

"What did the Indian say to the nosy foreigner? ""This is ""naan"" of your business."" Sorry if you didn't laugh."