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Joke of the Day
"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""
Next Joke
"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."
"Tell me your best ""When is a --- not a ---?"" joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door? > When it's ajar! When are eyes not eyes? > When the wind makes them water!"
"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
"At first I hated my new haircut... but it's growing on me."
"My girlfriend got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh... ...and if I put my ear against it I can smell the ocean"
"One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline... We go way back."
"A japanese man was shouting jokes to his airplane window. When he noticed he wasn't getting laughs he thought... hm... tough cloud"
"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"