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Joke of the Day

"Personally, I'm fine with what Reddit's admins are doing. It's fun watching them Digg their own grave."

"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."

"What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats"

"How do you call a Jamaican mountain? High ground"

"Economists... If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion."

"I like to believe in solipsism... ...but other people prove me wrong."

"Here's one for all you Stalinists out there! Communist jokes are only funny if you share them."

"Landing a plane isn't hard. Taking off again though, that can be tricky."

"It's hard to have a Polaroid camera and not seem ""kidnappy""."

"I used to be terrible at Valentines' Day too... But then I took an arrow in the knee."