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"Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis."
"What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!"
"How to make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts."
"He's making a list, He's checking it twice. And now I'm falling asleep. And she's calling a cab."
"There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life."
"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."
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"Spike Milligan: ""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."""