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Joke of the Day

"I've noticed... I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. So by using that logic... I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs."

"Yes, you're drawing your eyebrows too high. Don't look so surprised."

"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."

"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."

"Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling."

"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?"

"How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse? Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!"

"Why was 110 afraid of 111? Because 111 1000 1001"

"What's the core body temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"