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Joke of the Day

"Still waiting for what didn't kill me to make me strong."

"My orange tabby tried to convince me he was a big cat today I don't believe him since he's known for lion."

"What's better than Roses on your Piano? Tulips on your Organ."

"You know what's funny? Not /r/funny ."

"I loaned a blind guy some money... It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me."

"I wish I was poplar. No, that's not a typo. I wish I was a tree."

"Boyf said I look really pretty when I'm concentrating...I realised its cos I'm quiet! Either way it's the last time I let him watch me poo"

"I'm changing my name to Ceed. Because all girls want to succeed!"

"I'll never forget the day I met you... ...but I'm trying."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but i've been tripping all day!"