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Joke of the Day

"Grandma went to the hospital saying she felt a lump on her breast... Turns out it was her belt buckle."

"I don't really like ""your mum"" jokes because they're a lot like your mum. They're really easy to do."

"TIL: They're making a sequal to Brokeback Mountain... Called Sore Ass Pass."

"When I was a kid there were reports of alligators in the sewers that would come up through toilets. It turned out to be a croc of shit."

"Who is this Rorschach guy?? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Having sex is like you're doing fractions it is improper for the larger one to be on top"

"My wife asked me what I wanted to eat that's fast and easy? Mmm...Your vagina?"

"Local pharmacy robbed... Local pharmacy robbed tonight. Entire stock of Viagra taken. Police on look out for hardened criminal."

"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"

"[texting in 1918] *pigeon delivers message* *msg reads: I don't love you* *turns to u* why would u send this? ""it was 6 days ago. I was mad"""