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Joke of the Day

"I don't really like ""your mum"" jokes because they're a lot like your mum. They're really easy to do."

"The son comes out to his dad The son says to his dad: Dad, I am gay. His dad says: You're not gay. Elton John is gay. You're a morose son of a bitch."

"I'm trans-GPA I'm a 4.0 student living in the body of a 2.0 student"

"Top-down is the right way to wash just about anything... ...but apparently not convertibles."

"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"

"Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States? Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings."

"Knock, Knock. > Who's there? > The secret of Comedy. > The secret of Co.. > (interrupting) TIMING!"

"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."

"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."

"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years. Come on, guys. I don't have 2020 vision."