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Joke of the Day

"I got like 30 followers off a tweet about free porn sites, to which I say free credit report lose weight free penis enlargement."

"every snail has a perfectly baked cinnamon bun inside its shell"

"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""

"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the parking lot."

"LPT: Masturbate before texting your Ex. It'll make you cum to your senses."

"Becky on Facebook is having a bad hair day and wonders if anything will ever go right. Be strong Becky, be strong. Also shut up."

"What does a mechanic do for a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."