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Joke of the Day

"What is the new LGBT flavor enhancer for cunnilingus? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) creme brulee"

"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years."

"Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie."

"I went to a blind fortune teller the other day She looked into her crystal ball, and she told me there is eternal darkness in my future."

"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."

"I just got a haircut, but I'm not sure I like it. When I stood up from the barber's chair, I felt extremely lightheaded."

"USA has 9/11, France has 11/13, and Israel has? 24/7"

"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."