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Joke of the Day

"How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk? About three fifths."

"I was going to tell a joke in chemistry class today but I couldn't think of one. All the good chemistry jokes argon."

"I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer."

"Without depression what would white people do for a personality"

"If an elephant and a rhino have a baby, what do they make? Elephino! (Hell if I know)"

"Just landed at LaGuardia lol JFK"

"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"

"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"

"My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond. One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies."

"What do you call it when two robots have sex? Automating."