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Joke of the Day
"4th of July is the one day if the year I willingly sit outside all day."
Next Joke
"Hello police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well in that case please send over a pastrami sandwich!"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."
"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words ""Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!"""
"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."
"Hey, black licorice, stop calling yourself ""candy"". You are nothing but a chewy fart and we both know it."
"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"
"the average man takes just over 6 minutes to cum during sex, do you know how long it takes a woman? Me either, I'm already sleeping by then."
"My ornaments are starting to droop. Yeah, time to ask Santa for a new bra."