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Joke of the Day
"What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job? ""My career is in Jeopardy!"""
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"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"
"What type of candy bar does Snake eat? Snake-kers (Snickers)"
"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"
"*throws up gang signs* *never eats gang signs again*"
"Relationship status: LOL"
"Have you heard about the free, legal, new release movie download service? Yeah, all that you need to do is hack into Sony's email server. HAHAHA... topical."
"What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it? A balloon animal!"
"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"