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Joke of the Day

"i've fallen out of my fair share of windows in my time and lets be honest, glass and air look basically the same"

"My piggy bank was robbed the other day. I tried to ask him how he felt... ... But he was evidently shattered"

"What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job? The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'"

"For sale, homeless man. Still in box"

"I heard my son's girlfriend screaming ""Oh God!"" in his bedroom upstairs ... Im so glad he found a good religious girl."

"What do you call a small wardrobe? A battledrobe."

"According to my wife's diary, I have boundary issues."

"Ladies, if he tells you he's 6 feet & 4 inches, be sure those aren't two separate measurements."

"A Priest And A Rabbi Are Sitting On A Park Bench Watching Kids Play... Priest - ""Hey rabbi, want to help me screw these kids?"" Rabbi-""Screw them out of what?"""

"A lady crashed into a McDonald's here in town. Hey Leno, here's a free one for you: ""Looks like she took 'drive-thru' a bit too literally!"""