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Joke of the Day
"This Venn guy was sure bad at drawing circles next to each other"
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"ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you... GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: ...and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]"
"What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic."
"Why did the smart phone eat a lot? It had a big APPetite"
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"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."
"INTERVIEWER: According to your resume, you like to ""move it move it."" ME: That's correct. I: It goes on like for... 30 pages. M: And?"
"What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop? Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp."
"My preferred method of birth control is ""mood-killing repetitive DVD menu."""
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"