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Joke of the Day

"Why are terrorists eco-friendly? They're biodegradable."

"Do transformers buy car or life insurance?"

"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Sinko"

"People have came up with a digital wallet... But last time I checked I didn't get charged for using a credit card"

"I don't think Muslims go far enough.... I don't think Muslims go far enough in killing people who draw images of the prophet Mohammed. I think they should kill people who are named after him as well."

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying their name backwards, they have to become your butler."

"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."

"Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys."