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Joke of the Day

"I held a door for an elderly Japanese man. He said ""Sank you."" Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?"

"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers."

"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"

"PSA: Please don't call them dwarves... It's not the proper gnomenclature."

"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."

"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"

"Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad."

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"

"I learned 'I' before 'E' except after 'C' but some words are WEIRD."