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Joke of the Day

"If you could travel the world with only one person, who would that be? Dora. She has like everything in her backpack."

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"I hope I look half as good on my wedding day as I do on my divorce paper-signing day."
"I went to donate a kidney once.. I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from -Jimmy Carr"
"Since women are always looking for ways to accentuate their boobs... I'm creating a new line of shirts with attached seat belts."
"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."
"What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school? Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!"
"So I was eating out my grandma this morning, and suddenly I tasted horse semen. Then it came to me. ""So that's how she died."""
"i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes."
"Whenever a woman says ""how are you different from other men?"" I normally respond with ""I'm fucking hilarious."" @MaleHonesty86"
"Short armed and dangerous. Did you hear about the mind reading midget that escaped from prison? The papers said small medium at large."