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Joke of the Day

"What body part never seems to win? The feet."

"You know when doctors leave the room they are just checking Web MD right?"

"Difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in a girls ass"

"The problem with having a large imagination is that you can imagine your friends naked. Now you're doing it too."

"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"

"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"

"Me: Goodnight Moon Moon: Well hi there. I can't hear you because I'm 240,000 miles away and sound doesn't travel in space. Die in a fire."

"Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."

"What did the trans-gender, pan-sexual, gender-fluid ogre say to the heterosexual male ogre? Shrek your privilege!"