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Joke of the Day

"The Defecator. ""That's not even a real Transformer."" Beat it, kid."

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"What is the most dangerous thing in america ? Ans: Nigger with a library card"
"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""
"What starts with the letter ""M"" and picks up metal? Mexicans."
"Give a teen a basketball and he would have fun for a day Give a blind man a basketball and he would read it like a book"
"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."
"What do your mom and Jesus have in common? They both got nailed"
"""Ha-ha who me? Oh, I put ketchup on everything!"" CAR SALESMAN: please stop putting ketchup on these Buicks."
"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."
"What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck"