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Joke of the Day
"What did the blonde medical student die from? An aneurysm."
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"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
"I heard that Sarah Palin is inviting everyone to watch the 2018 World Cup from her house"
"A pakistani food company is launching a new product... Its called, Allahu Snackbar"
"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"
"You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you."
"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."
"What do you call an albino gorilla? Honkey Kong"
"concerned about people posting false lunches. lying about the food they ate on here. fraud meals. please start putting the receipts up"
"[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS"