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Joke of the Day

"A Joke walks into a bar And everyone laughs!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...bought for far less money than it would have cost to buy it locally."

"Two pretzels are walking down the street. One was assaulted."

"If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving TOO much. And several felonies in 3 different states. But mostly loving too much."

"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."

"Dead memes are like dead babies They never get old."

"What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls? Sparky"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."

"How do u get a pool table to laugh? tickle its balls."

"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."