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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face."
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"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."
"What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool? A watermeloncollie."
"['90s] Did you hear McDonalds just bought the naming rights to that new hockey stadium? They're calling it the Mac-Arena."
"What did the bed say to the sleepy man? ""I want you inside me"""
"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"
"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."
"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."
"Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."