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Joke of the Day
"How do mathematicians solve constipation? They just work it out with a pencil!"
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"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"
"I love going to the dentist. He fills all my cavities. Then checks my teeth."
"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"
"Just put my phone on airline mode. That's when it delays your texts for no reason & acts like it's doing you a favor when it does send them."
"My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem"
"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"
"I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth."
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"What's 7-1? A national disappointment."