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Joke of the Day

"I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris... But it turns out that idea was already taken"

"[NSFW] Prostitutes prices have gotten much cheaper You get more bang for your buck"

"My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it."

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"

"Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min."

"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."

"A racist, a sexist, a homophobe, and a idiot walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and smiles. ""Welcome back, Mr. Trump!"" he says."

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"How many of you have awakened with your spouse holding your hand only to find they are putting your thumb on your iPhone trying to break in?"

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. I miss Onions, he was a good dog."