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Joke of the Day

"I'm not gonna partake in this ""I hate Monday morning"" thing because I hate all work days equally."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."

"Bert asks Ernie, ""Ernie do you want to get ice cream?"" Ernie responds ""Sure Bert"""

"JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*"

"I like my cream like I like my slaves Whipped"

"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."

"How was Snoop Dogg murdered? Blunt force trauma."

"How do you make a cat bark? Wrap it around a tree"

"-Balderdash! -Codswallop! -Tommyrot! -Poppycock! Victorian Era YouTube comments"

"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."