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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married? A cantaloupe."
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"Two peanuts walk into a bar And one was assaulted"
"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming."
"there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies"
"are you the girl who types everything said in court? ""yes"" I'm sorry *turns to prosecutor and answers his question with dolphin noises*"
"Roses are expensive... Violets are gay... Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day..."
"Did you ever hear about the Bass player whose timing was so bad he threw himself behind a train?"
"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."
"On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system"