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Joke of the Day
"Why would anybody ask me anything when google exists?"
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"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States? Because in America, freedom rings."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? AN END TO AUTO-CORRECT ERRORS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? COW!!!!"
"I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction"
"Women can split open our bodies & chuck living human beings out of our midsections so how about you go ahead & pay us as much as men."
"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."
"Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position."
"[NSFW] Offensive as Fuck What's big and blue and has 300 nipples? The dumpster outside the breast cancer clinic."
"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"