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Joke of the Day

"Do you know who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."

"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"

"""this has never happened before"" is that a yes or no? ""let me check"" [talks into radio] ""steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"""

"If he hurts you, cry a river and then drown him in it."

"Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs Because they're not long enough to be an essay..."

"What does a Trumpie say when they see video of Trump saying the N-word? ""I can't believe how racist Shillary is for showing this video."""

"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"

"The Venn diagram of ""stuff I was supposed to do today"" and ""stuff I did today"" is two separate circles and the second one is a pizza"

"(NSFW) What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 20% off."