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Joke of the Day

"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"

"A young boy walked up to his father and asked, ""Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"" The father thought for a moment. ""Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."""

"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar."

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"

"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"

"The fact that we're not calling stepdads ""faux pas,"" seems like a missed opportunity."

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

"I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind"

"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."

"When is a dog most impolite? When he points."