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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."

"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"

"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"

"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"

"don't worry, i'm not like other girls *head slowly rotates 360*"

"What was left after Pavarotti passed away? 20"

"My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos.... I tried it earlier today and it turns out it's plain old Greecey Mexican food."

"What do you call a sea mammal with a mission? A porpoise."

"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."