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Joke of the Day
"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""
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"This just in! A truckload of wigs has lost control and tipped over on the highway........Police are still combing the area."
"You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that."
"Fucking irony. My girlfriend of 2.5 years wants a threesome, but doesn't want to share me with other girl..... Update, she would consider if she was witn me and some unknown girl."
"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."
"Maybe you owe the rhythm some money and that's why it's trying to get you. WE DON'T KNOW!"
"What did the bartender say to the angry speaker? We don't want any treble"
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
"Why has Mexico never won olympic gold? All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas."
"What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend? They both let me stick it in only one place."