87091
Joke of the Day
"I'm so baked, That I'm two apples and three tablespoons of sugar away from a fruit pie."
Next Joke
"Put a load in the dishwasher last night She was mad I didn't pull out."
"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"What does Snoop Dogg eat? Beets by Dre."
"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."
"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"
"[somebody steals my car] it's only metal. the important thing is no one was hurt [somebody steals my tweet] MAY VULTURES FEAST ON YOUR EYES"
"Your mom is like a shotgun Two cocks and she's ready to blow"
"To the guy who stole my camouflage jacket on the bus while I was asleep You can hide but you cannot run."