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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for one day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey"

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug? White powder!"

"Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants."

"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."

"I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn't even eat them."

"sure you can PAY for a professional photographer, OR you can just lie spread out in a field until 1 finds u and just starts taking pictures"

"I planted some flowers, but they never grew. Should have seen it coming. The package did warn that they were pansies."

"Polish math prodigy Knock knock! Who's there? Polish math prodigy with slurred speech. Polish math prodigy with slurred speech who? Toomasz Whizzski"