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Joke of the Day
"Soldier Smith! I did not see you at camouflage training yesterday! -Sir, Thank you very much, Sir!"
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"fun prank: replace sugar packets at restaurants with cocaine"
"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."
"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"
"How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a Mexican's job."
"Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?"
"What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik."
"why do they throw shit at a pakistani wedding? keeps the flies away from the bride"
"What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room? Novak."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."