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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said that a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. ""That's a bullshit myth,"" I said. ""Prove it,"" she replied. After sneezing ten times I said, ""See? I'm still awake and you're not pregnant."""

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"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"
"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."
"I'm not a racist. I can't even run."
"I'm not gay... But I'm starting to get suspicious that my boyfriend may be! This one was dropped on me by my 10 y/o cousin yesterday."
"I found a bunch of money I didn't know I had while cleaning for company... ...it was like Christmas."
"I like my coffee like I like my presidents. Not orange"
"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."
"""What the FUCK is going on?!?!?"" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)"
"I like Jesus... But he loves me. It's an awkward friendship."