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Joke of the Day

"What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones."

"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."

"Did you hear about Stevie Wonder getting a cheese grater for his birthday? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots."

"[DATE] ME: I'm a literature buff HER: who do you read? ME: read? *cut to me bench pressing like 70 copies of The Great Gatsby*"

"Hey Home Shopping Network: We have the internet now."

"Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe! Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."

"I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems. Please Upvote for visibility."

"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies."