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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, cause they can't change anything. (Just told to me by my 12 year old son.)"

"Did you hear about the pizza boy who wanted to become a comedian? (OC) His material is terrible, but his delivery is amazing!"

"""There's a word for people like that...No, I'm saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being fucking poetic."""

"Small girl: I'd buy that dog but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why all four of them touch the floor."

"The doctor said to the patient We had to remove a part of your anus Patient- will I be any different? Doctor-Just less of an asshole Edit 1- Changed rectum to anus, credit u/RigorMortis76"

"5: ""Why is the moon so bright?"" Me: ""It's not, it's pretty dim actually."" Moon: ""I heard that."""

"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."

"When Oasis broke up, my girlfriend was so upset. I told her to stop crying her heart out."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"My Deaf girlfriend told me..... My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off. That's not a good Sign"