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Joke of the Day
"""I'd hit that""- me, to rock bottom"
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"What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government? Not Zealand."
"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."
"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""
"My son block me on Facebook I could have used protection and block him from birth."
"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."
"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4. 1 to hold the bulb and 3 to drink until the room spins."
"Q: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it? A: a $20 bill"
"Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)"
"Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker ""Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."""