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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn? Paint one of them black; the others will move away."

"Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter."

"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"

"So have you heard about the mass immigration problem ALDI has been having? They even got a new slogan: Do work or ALDI port ya"

"What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie? Kabamouflage"

"In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return."

"Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman? the back of my hand"

"I'm that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards."

"What is a traitor's favorite food? Eggs Benedict"