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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Barrack Obama with a bad spray tan? Orange is the new Barack! edit: Typo on el presidente's name."

"What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head? Zikachu"

"If rivers could speak, which river would always say no? Da Nile"

"What do you call someone who smokes two joints? Double jointed."

"People just said ""go to the gym"" they never mentioned that you have to actually do things when you get there I've been doing this so wrong."

"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"

"What was Rob Bartlett's go-to line in his WackyPaki comedian routine? Take my wife, if you would be so kind."

"Getting mad at commercials for having interracial families"

"Why does the French flag have Velcro? So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war."

"Let me get this straight Hulu Plus. I pay you $ to watch shows & then you fill those shows with commercials. This sounds familiar."