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Joke of the Day

"How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, ""Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?"" ""A lemon tree, my dear Watson."""

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"polish priest sacked by the Vatican...... Well that's really taken the shine off the pope :)"
"*slides into home plate and crowd goes wild* Hey everybody, be quiet for a minute! *pulls out phone, dials number* Hi mom, I got home safe."
"Me: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your house! Olive Garden server: Please stop! I'll bring more cheese to grate!"
"How did ""Hans Solo"" not catch on as an euphemism for masturbation?"
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been looking for love in Alderaan places."
"They say sex after marriage is not the same. My sex life is like the Olympics! Happens once every four years, costs me lots of money, & there's usually a big fight afterward."
"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"
"I can't believe people say people who don't believe in climate change don't care about the environment. Just look how well they recycle their arguments!"
"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."