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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me or are they doing everything but having sex in Viagra commercials."
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"Asian Pregnancy Test: Insert Rubix cube into Vagina. Pull it out 30 seconds later. If its solved....... you are pregnant."
"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."
"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"
"Realized it was time to seek help for my Twitter addiction after I opened a carton of eggs and said ""Oh look, 12 new followers!"""
"[eharmony] based on your responses, your perfect match is a trashcan.. [me] aww [eharmony] ..full of raccoons [me] omg I love raccoons"
"Death metal fans are complaining abt all the noise. Irony."
"My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also occasionally sucks ;)"
"What do you say to Simba when he's slow? Mufasa! ""move faster"" heu heu heu"
"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."