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Joke of the Day
"Everyone ready for the election? I'm still looking for the right bridge, any suggestions?"
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"Due to flooding, my kid's school is closed. Pffft. In my day, we swam to school--uphill--both ways."
"The downside to posting jokes all the time is that if I tweeted ""Help, I am in an Iranian prison"" everyone would be like ""haha good one"""
"""America is getting snow? How cute"" -Canadians"
"What's the difference between a magician's wand and a nightstick? One is used for cunning stunts, the other is used for stunning cunts."
"Daughter announced there will be rain for Thanksgiving. We usually have turkey but with her cooking skills rain will taste better."
"I went to the Zoo today. I was a bit disappointed, however, as when I arrived I found there was only one dog at the Zoo. It was a Shih Tzu."
"I did a girl missionary style I stole her cultural identity so I could take her land"
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool."
"I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while."